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Your favorite phrase or line for dum drivers; License from a cracker jack box?
Topic Started: Oct 26 2012, 06:52 PM (650 Views)
Gizmo
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I don't like yelling at people, especially other drivers. It can cause distractions and that can cause accidents. But what about talking about them out loud in your car even though they can't hear you? Does anyone have a favorite line they'd like to share?

Mine is "Figure it out" mostly for the kind of drivers that take an hour to turn off the road into a parking lot.


Again these are just annoyance remarks we sometimes say instead of simply using the horn. I mostly only use the horn if someone's about to hit me or vise versa.



I think this may be a funny subject.
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clarkdw


Toooodaaaayy
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the one on the right! (the accelerator)
Edited by clarkdw, Oct 26 2012, 06:59 PM.
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bansheetaz


i use... GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! and... DO I GOTTA DRIVE YOUR CAR TOO???
another...THATS AS GREEN AS ITS GONNA GET!!!!! yes i have actually yelled these at people.
Edited by bansheetaz, Oct 26 2012, 07:33 PM.
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Memphis metro


Go on Jack! Hope you get there. Thats for male speed ballers who blow by you. Females is Go on with your fine self.

To self--wheres the police when you need them?


By the way gizmo, the word is spelled dumb. :lol
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Gizmo
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Oh man, Ive wished so many times that my car could take video of someone not signaling or speeding, or running the light ect...........not saying I'm innocent or anything.
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How About These:

GET OFF MY ASS!! QUIT TAILGATING ME--WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???

NOT SO CLOSE, I HARDLY KNOW YOU!!!

NO, I AM PHUCKING NOT INTERESTED IN RACING YOU TO THE NEXT RED LIGHT, YOU MORON!!

DICKWAD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?? YOU ACT AS IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A GEO METRO BEFORE!!! (When They're Beside You Sitting At The Same Stoplight Or Stopsign.)

HEY, HOW FAST DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?? I'M NOT IN THAT MUCH OF A HURRY!! (When They're Tailgating You On A Two Lane Highway Such As SAN FRANCISQUITO CANYON ROAD, Between VALENCIA CA AND ELIZABETH LAKE CA!!)
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Slowpoke McJoke
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Nappers
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At least go the speed limit.

You are dumber than a bag of smashed @$$holes.

You are dumber than a bag of hammers.

Two and three are options for where I work.

Nice signal @-hole

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geogonfa
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"put down the cell phone and drive away!"

" the gas pedal is the one on the right!"

"REALLY!!!!" for those who just have to pass the Metro no matter what...
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kingthursday
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i love yelling at people on the road,
for tailgaters i have nothing i say i just brakecheck them. i once made a 18 wheeler go into the ditch
most of mine are curse laden rants that would make a sailor blush 4 shades
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Coche Blanco
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"Women."
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t3ragtop
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i'm fond of:

"drive like you're going somewhere!"

"i hope your legs grow together!"

and something my grandfather always said to me, "get the f#@& outta' my way!" :D
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