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| any good "my kids said this" stories?; time for a laugh, curtousie of the kids | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 10 2013, 02:40 AM (1,028 Views) | |
| Hanuman | Feb 10 2013, 02:40 AM Post #1 |
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"The Almighty Grounds Cleaner"
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my almost 5 little girl was getting annoyed by her 2 year old brother, finaly she says "adam! go play hide and go seek by your self! you can go hide, and i wont come find you" anouther time i was eating a cookie, and she knows better than to ask me for it, so she got clever and said "daddy, you should let me hold that for you"{ and i said, "but Indra, why do i need you hold the cookie for me?" and she says "because daddy,. you might drop it" ....................................and i thought to my self......you know.....shes right, i could drop it, maby i should have her hold it for me.....shes making a damn good point!......lol |
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| Vkhelldog | Feb 10 2013, 03:46 AM Post #2 |
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We asked my six year old if he wanted to join wrestling. He straight faced answered "it sounds kind of fun, but I am extremely strong and I don't want to kill anyone by accident." I thought it was funny.. |
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| geogonfa | Feb 10 2013, 08:20 AM Post #3 |
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When I first found out I was diabetic and had to drop all sugar intake, (yup, no more desserts for me) we went to a buffet with the whole family and my son got a fudge brownie cake for dessert, sat down across from me and started to eat said cake, slowly, and making Mmmmm Mmmm noises like he was really enjoying it like it was the best cake he has ever eaten, then he looked up at me and said "Gee dad, this is the best cake ever...Oh, that's right, so sorry you can't have any" then the little bastage grinned at me...the rest of the family got a good chuckle... trust me, I got him back later... |
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| Memphis metro | Feb 10 2013, 08:33 AM Post #4 |
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I have a friend named Ed. When my daughter was a tiny shot her momma asked her one day, Where is daddy? My daughter told her, he went down to heads house. When I was a kid, my dad come in my room one morning to wake me up to get ready to go to school. I really did not want to get up and he thought it was some what funny. I decided I would get even. I gathered up all the alarm clocks I could find. I set one for 2am and slid it under his bed, set another for 2:30 am and put it in a nitestand drawer, set another and put it somewhere else for 30 minutes later. My plan was to keep him waking every thirty minutes. When the first one went off, I awoke in my room and heard them shuffling around trying to find the alarm clock, I was silenty laughing my head off. Everything calmed down and we all went back to sleep until the next one. After the third one, my dad told me, if you got any more set to go off in here you better turn it off right now. |
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| Turbo Dan-O | Feb 10 2013, 09:53 AM Post #5 |
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Obsessive Car Detailer
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My son Max is still to young to put very many words together but he can say "GEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO GEEO!" like no other! My wife hates it! Good job son!!!
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| Old Man | Feb 10 2013, 11:22 AM Post #6 |
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In the early / mid '60s I was in the military and stationed in South Texas. Transferred to San Diego just before Xmas in '67. My son was 4 years old at the transfer time. Being raised in South Texas all his life and being around military all his life he had never seen anyone with long hair and/or a beard except one particular person he always saw in pictures. In the late 60s every male in San Diego had long hair. I decided to go to town for xmas shopping and took my son with me. We were in this huge department store and he had never seen a store this big so I had him sitting on my shoulders so he could see.---hundreds of people within earshot and he finally saw that guy that he had only seen in pictures before. Hundreds of eyes turned towards him and hundreds of mouths started laughing when he pointed and yelled at the top of his 4 year old voice, "DADDY! DADDY! LOOKLOOK!!!!! THERES JESUS !!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Mythstae | Feb 10 2013, 04:48 PM Post #7 |
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| Turbo Dan-O | Feb 10 2013, 05:14 PM Post #8 |
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Obsessive Car Detailer
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That's great!!!
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| GeoStalker | Feb 10 2013, 05:21 PM Post #9 |
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"Chicks dig me and guys think I'm cool."
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My 8 year old boy Derrick likes to sing the song "I'm sexy and I know it." Only problem is....he thinks the line goes like this..... "I've got a rash in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it....." Actual line" "I've got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it." SLIGHT difference!! Although having too much passion in one's pants COULD lead to a rash! |
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| Hanuman | Feb 11 2013, 12:26 AM Post #10 |
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"The Almighty Grounds Cleaner"
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lmao! awsome! keep them coming guys....... |
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| metroschultz | Feb 11 2013, 02:21 AM Post #11 |
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Please just call me; "Schultz"
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How 'bout grand-kids? When Branden was 6, He and I were laying on the living room floor, watching Saturday morning cartoons. I got up to get us some breakfast, and, being over the age of innocence, all my joints began cracking and popping. Branden looks up and says; "Grammpa, you sound just like bubble wrap." |
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| Old Man | Feb 11 2013, 03:00 AM Post #12 |
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How true. how true
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| dayle1960 | Feb 11 2013, 02:36 PM Post #13 |
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Fastest Hampster EVER
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When my kid was about 2 years old, he was walking through the house with a bag of Tootsie-rolls while chewing on one. As he walked in front of me I asked if he was going to share a tootsie roll with me. He stops and looks at the bag of tootsie rolls and then holds out his hand and spits the one in his mouth into his hand. Then he says "Here." I graciously declined, of course. Aw, the things that go through the minds of children, huh? |
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| Memphis metro | Feb 11 2013, 02:44 PM Post #14 |
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That reminds me about the peanut butter and jelly sandwhich inside the vcr. |
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| econoboxer | Feb 11 2013, 03:02 PM Post #15 |
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I am the one on the left.
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while visitng a friend many years ago- we were having coffee and talking when down the hall from the bathroom I heard a small child exclaim "My butt has a hole- and my finger fits" the mom looked an me-and tore off down the hall to wash the kids' hands, and explain that although our fingers can fit there- they shouldn't. made my day. Edited by econoboxer, Feb 11 2013, 03:03 PM.
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