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Instant wife; Think I misplaced my mind
Topic Started: Apr 15 2013, 10:38 PM (5,274 Views)
Coche Blanco
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Old Man
Apr 16 2013, 10:38 AM
I knew my first wife for 7 years before marriage--lasted 16 months.
I knew my second wife for 3 1/2 years before marriage--lasted 5 years.
Third wife I met on a Friday--first date Saturday, moved in Sunday --that was 35 years ago-----still together :dunno
That's strange. lol
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Hanuman
Apr 16 2013, 02:28 AM
aaronvincent
Apr 16 2013, 01:29 AM
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Sorry, but its true
we get to pick 2 ?????????? WOW!!!!!!!!!!

i got screwed. :banghead
Lol I was thinking the same thing
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Coche Blanco
Apr 16 2013, 12:53 PM
That's strange. lol
absolutely normal :smackface during the "Hippie Generation".
:stoner :rocker :drool :wub: :D
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Apr 16 2013, 01:20 PM
Coche Blanco
Apr 16 2013, 12:53 PM
That's strange. lol
absolutely normal :smackface during the "Hippie Generation".
:stoner :rocker :drool :wub: :D
:rocker
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econboxxxer
Apr 16 2013, 12:18 PM
Wow Dan-o- don't let your wife read this- or you'll be in trouble.




:lol I stay "in trouble"! :lol After 8 years, I don't pay much attention to it anymore... ;)



Edited by Turbo Dan-O, Apr 16 2013, 02:00 PM.
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Hanuman
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Turbo Dan-O
Apr 16 2013, 02:00 PM
econboxxxer
Apr 16 2013, 12:18 PM
Wow Dan-o- don't let your wife read this- or you'll be in trouble.




:lol I stay "in trouble"! :lol After 8 years, I don't pay much attention to it anymore... ;)



hey dano! :thumb
ive been in trouble for 8 years also :cheers
from the moment she wakes up, untill the moment she goes back to sleep again :coffee
and i almost never know why...... :rasp ....but sometimes i do.... :oshit

edit: it might be 9 years actually.....i cant remember.....yep, im in trouble again. :banghead
Edited by Hanuman, Apr 16 2013, 02:57 PM.
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Old Man
Apr 16 2013, 01:51 AM
My daddy, (long long ago) gave me some advise that has held true for me. Takes some thought.........He said, " Never love someone more than they love you."
:hmm Not quite old enough to understand that one, yet.

Old Man
Apr 16 2013, 10:38 AM
I knew my first wife for 7 years before marriage--lasted 16 months.
I knew my second wife for 3 1/2 years before marriage--lasted 5 years.
Third wife I met on a Friday--first date Saturday, moved in Sunday --that was 35 years ago-----still together :dunno
I'll go with that. :thumb

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The Hippie Generation is still in effect just more hidden in plain site
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LOL! Good luck with this project, Ace. Do yourself a favor, 'do your homework UP FRONT' is my advice.

I hope it turns out much better than one such marital transaction that comes to my mind. A best buddy of a friend, a doctor who lives in San Diego, so wanted to start a family, falls in love with a very attractive Russian woman.

It's a long sorted tale that should become a best selling novel, but the short version is that he's out 1/2 million at last count, has a child he's only seen a couple times, and barely escaped being murdered in a parking garage. Turns out this is not the first time she's done this, and not her only alias. Last I heard, they are still legally married... he is totally miserable.
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Crap! I just re-read that... I don't mean to sounds so negative. Best of luck to you!
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metromizer
Apr 16 2013, 05:07 PM
Crap! I just re-read that... I don't mean to sounds so negative. Best of luck to you!
I always do my homework on my projects way in advance to point I already know her passport ID number on down to her parents and all known aliases which is one other one than her name. Step two never buy anything while in marriage and put it in your name, if you do you better have prenuptial signed before marriage. As for wanting to kill me, I welcome that and get off to that as I served year in war and yet to lost my edge after been out going on 9 years. You talking to man who single handed beat his ex wifes lawyer in court and came out with extra i.e. kid visitation she has to come pick him up when my time is up.
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Hanuman
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aww come on guys, dont let THIS thread die so soon!
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Here let me kick it in the ass :bump We steady talking each day, I'm worried she might be bored here since there isn't much of TV here except movies other than that haven't had no one live with me in 7 years or more. So I'm partially clueless on this.
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" my strange addiction "

Get Netflix or a job for her . I will NEVER have a dead weight woman again ( no job ) . Good luck bud
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no TV?? what about DirectTV or the DISH network
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