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Ever seen a bear in a bar?
Topic Started: Aug 28 2014, 04:54 PM (376 Views)
evmetro


A Bear in a Bar in Billings:

A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings '

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, 'We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings ...'

The bear, very angry now, says, 'If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.'

The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to Belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings '

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, 'Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.'

The bear looks at him quizzically and says, 'I'm not on drugs.'

The bartender says, 'You are now.

That was a barbitchyouate.'

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1.0smallblock
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*chuckle*
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evmetro


There is something that I call readers digest humor, and it is kind of unique. There were always a few copies Readers Digest laying around the house when I was a kid, and I liked to go through them and read all the jokes and cartoons. The cornier the joke, the funnier it was. My sister and I used to quote jokes from there, and the joke itself was never really the punchline, but rather how "readers digest like" it was. One of my all time favorites was "One day it was so hot, the robins had to pick up the worms with pot holders!" That joke could never be funny to anybody older than 5, but it stands out in my mind as the corniest joke that I have ever heard, so quite funny. I suppose that there is a level of entertainment value in the bear in the bar one that reminds me of readers digest jokes, so maybe that's what made me giggle when I read it.
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That kind of humor reminds me of Red Skelton, Lucille Ball, and a host of other old timers. They knew how to tell a gag without having to resort to potty humor.

Oh, the old times. Guess the "new ways" will trump the old times, but I'll always have a warm spot in my heart for comedians who can make me laugh without the four letter words.
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"Bear" is a four-letter word ...
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dayle1960
Aug 28 2014, 07:24 PM
That kind of humor reminds me of Red Skelton, Lucille Ball, and a host of other old timers. They knew how to tell a gag without having to resort to potty humor.

Oh, the old times. Guess the "new ways" will trump the old times, but I'll always have a warm spot in my heart for comedians who can make me laugh without the four letter words.
I hear ya. Case in point:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k3CjdyaG7QcA4g8HGBH

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