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Wife For Sale Cheap...; ...or Possibly Free To Good Home
Topic Started: Sep 2 2014, 03:27 PM (1,601 Views)
perfesser
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I found a serious dent in the rear door of our Suburban one time. When asked about it, she said something about backing up and there was this long row of rural mailboxes ... (note the use of the word "was" :O :O )
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Kik
Sep 2 2014, 09:21 PM
Maybe I can get lucky and find a white door. It's got a good crease in it or I'd try to work it out from the inside.
Just duct tape her favorite purse over the dent so it can't be seen...as a warning against future transgressions. :evillol
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nwgeo


Ouch.... but nice wheels.
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2000Firefly1.3L
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do you keep her on a leash ?
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Bad Bent
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Kik
Sep 2 2014, 03:27 PM
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That won't pop out from behind... remove the door panel? :hmm
We live with a lot of dents like this.
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With not a lot of work that could look pretty good again- perfect would of course take more work.
These days, I myself settle for pretty good a lot. Speaking of which, if you are going to sell your wife you have to post a picture of her. I'm not going to drive very far just based on a description and an incriminating photo of her driving
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Just slap a good 'ol sticker on it!

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:D :rofl
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High MX
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Kik
Sep 2 2014, 05:16 PM

You are correct, Smallblock...she's got stuff she uses on me today from back 44 years ago when we were court'n.
Don't you love it when they get historical on you! :smackface :doh
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Cobrajet25
Sep 2 2014, 10:46 PM
Kik
Sep 2 2014, 09:21 PM
Maybe I can get lucky and find a white door. It's got a good crease in it or I'd try to work it out from the inside.
Just duct tape her favorite purse over the dent so it can't be seen...as a warning against future transgressions. :evillol

Thanks a lot, CobraJet. When suggesting I need a couple of her Coach purses to fix the dent..now she wants this done to her interior. (Car interior, that should be...must be specific on GMF or suffer the consequences.)

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Edited by Kik, Sep 3 2014, 07:16 AM.
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me2
Sep 3 2014, 12:00 AM
With not a lot of work that could look pretty good again- perfect would of course take more work.
These days, I myself settle for pretty good a lot.
I think I overheard her saying words similar to yours to her friends the other day. She was pointing at me when she said it.
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Bad Bent
Sep 2 2014, 11:51 PM
Kik
Sep 2 2014, 03:27 PM
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That won't pop out from behind... remove the door panel? :hmm
We live with a lot of dents like this.
Yes, Bad, I have learned to live with a lot of imperfections. But this one I just can't let stand. I'm afraid I'll eventually have to remedy this situation. Fixing the door would be the cheaper of 2 options...the other being divorce.
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Memphis metro


If you cannot seem to find a buyer would you consider renting her?
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Kik
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2000Firefly1.3L
Sep 2 2014, 11:31 PM
do you keep her on a leash ?
No leash for her (yet) but that admission would bring question to my intelligence level when considering my little girl dog is much more well-behaved than Wifey lately.
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The Family Man

Does she fetch beer? May have an interested buyer.
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Kik
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Matter of fact, she does, Turbo.
And she doesn't imbibe so that's a plus cause it leaves me more.
Just don't ask her to pick you out a 6 pack of IPAs. That was some awful mistake right there.
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