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Virus on my android phone; any experts on this?
Topic Started: Feb 4 2016, 06:58 PM (964 Views)
mt999999
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Feb 5 2016, 03:48 PM
Sounds like corporate speak fed to customer service reps...
"No no, we don't get viruses, totally immune to those. Some spyware or malware, but only a few of those, those aren't viruses per se."
Well, that is what it sounds like. Believe me, I am NOT an Apple fan at all. But, I have yet to see a true virus, and I have to do technical support 40 hours a week on this stuff. I wouldn't consider myself stupid. ;) Malware doesn't steal you data or "hi-jack" your machine, it just scares you with pop-ups that lock up your browser, or annoys the hell out of you with pop-up advertisements and/or a slowed-down computer. I have yet to see Malware Bytes (a free download) not solve anyone's issue, and it is by far the most common call we get. The only information at harm is stupid people's credit card numbers, when they call the number that pops up on screen and give the Indian "technician" $400 to "fix" their computer.
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Before you download any apps for android read reviews and see what others are saying. Keep android updated as well.

I've never ever had an android virus....




Common sense is the best anti-virus imo
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All Right, I Got A Question! Say I Access A Questionable Website And I Get This Scary And Downright HORRIDPop-Up That Says This: "FBI WARNING! YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH A CRIME AS PER UNITED STATES OF AMERICA STATUTES #BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH PENAL CODE #FORCOCTA FORCOCTA FORCOCTA YOU-HAVE-JUST-BEEN-DRY-FUCKED-IN-THE-ASS-BY-SERGEANT-STEDENKO-AND-SERGEANT DOBERMAN, USA STATUTES ACCESSING FEMALE BESTIALITY SITES FOR PERSONAL SEXUAL GRATIFICATION AND FOR THE PURPOSE OF MASTURBATING WHILE WATCHING A WOMAN GETTING RAPED BY A HORSE/DOG, ETC! YOU ARE BEING CHARGED FOR A CRIME AND YOU MUST PAY BY WAY OF BUYING A GIFT CARD AT RALPHS SUPERMARKET IN ENCINO FOR THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE OF PAYING THIS $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 FINE BY 12-01-15 OR 15 MINUTES OR SOONER TO OUR BEVERLY HILLS OR DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES OFFICE OR RISK LYNCHING OR DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD, YADA YADA YADA YADA YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES etc. etc.

Or This One: WARNING WE HAVE IMMEDIATELY DETECTED A LIFE THREATENING FATAL VIRUS ON YOUR--YES Y-O-U-R SPECIFIC SAMSUNG GALAXY ANDROID TABLET DEVICE AND YOUR SAID DEVICE IS FUBAR AND THOUROUGHLY FUCKED ALL TO HOLY HELL BY SUNDAY AND IS SET TO SELF DESTRUCT IN PRECISELY 10 MINUTES FROM NOW (OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT AM I GONNA DO, I'M THOUROUGHLY FUCKED BEYOND ALL SCOPE OF RECOGNITION, A AAAAUGH!!!!!) AND YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY A BIG HORRENDOUSLY HIDEOUSLY BIG FINE FOR ACCESSING THAT BESTIALITY WEBSITE EVEN ACCIDENTALLY AND YOU ARE BEING REPORTED TO THE FOLLOWING LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES: CHP, LAPD, IRS, KKK, FBI, CIA, MAFIA, AL QAEDA, ISIS, etc. AND YEAH RICHARD BUDDY, YOU KNOW WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.......


Guys, I'm Really Scared. What The Hell Am I Gonna Do If I'm Faced With A Horrid Situation Such As THIS????


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