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Top 10; Top 10 reasons to own a metro?
Topic Started: Jul 9 2017, 07:02 PM (279 Views)
MetroKid
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Looking for the top ten reasons to own a metro of any year :metro1
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PTA2PTB
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I'm totally awesome! I swear.

They're chick magnets. B-)
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suzukitom
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Tom

1) top fuel economy especially city.
2) driving one is like getting a pay increase.
3) kids think it is a cool toy
4) you can buy a good Metro for the cost of a set of tires on a new car.
5) Ned Flanders drives one
6) you can fit almost all the tools you need to fix it in the glove box.
7) most now qualify for collector plates
8) you may end up learning a new skill such as welding frame horns
9) other geo owners will admire your car ( or covet its parts lol)
10) you will finally be forced to learn the metric system
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MetroKid
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Keep it going.
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ZXTjato
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bass heads

1 they are broken all the time but yet never really broken

2 it's an undercompensator if you catch my drift

3 doing any sort of mod yields noticeable results (such as pooping before work=better mpg)

4 right hand turns can be made even when cars are 10 deep

5 bragging to your peers that your not scared to drive your car across the country at any second because you know it won't break down

6 pulling up to a pump, filling, and leaving before the guy who was already getting gas finished

7 having fun racing grandmas in handi vans on Sundays, fully loaded semi trucks and electric golf carts

8 changing an engine without a cherry picker

9 great in snow and off road

10 you can fit a ton of them under a car port
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WiscoMetro
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Seeking the Science of MPG

1) Fuel Economy
2) Simplicity
3) Maneuverability
4) Reliability
5) More ground clearance than most cars
6) Get gas twice per 1000 miles
7) Mid-90's styling
8) It can make racecar noises
9) Using bike lane as a turning lane when your in a rush in heavy traffic
10) Made in Canada
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suzukitom
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Tom

Probably the only car where the next gas station stop you make after filling up is just because you need to pee.
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wizard93
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1) I3 - The new V-8 :banana

2) I'm 42 years old and I don't need more children. :screw

3) Looks more manly when you can lift out the engine with your bare hands. :beer

4) "What do you mean, you don't have 12-inch tires!?" :'(

5) It's more fun going fast in a slow car than going slow in a fast car. :nfs

6) Backup camera? What is that for? :ermm:

7) You must be a pansy if you can't shift your own gears. :rasp

8) 50 MPG :rocker

9) I can't remember which side my gas door is on... :hmm

10) Because I can. ^o)
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