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Geo Metro Forum Slogan
Topic Started: Nov 17 2008, 07:29 AM (11,820 Views)
Johnny Mullet
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Fear the Mullet

When you are on the main page, you will notice at the top of the browser you are using it says......

"Geo Metro Forum - Sure beats walking"

That was all I could come up with.

I would like for our community to get together and think of a funny slogan or tagline for the site. I say it should be funny because after all, we are a Geo Metro Forum :P

Post your ideas and we will vote.
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pumppasser
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Geo metro forum-cause with it no one's calling you saturday nights.

Geo metro, sure beats pushing a heavier car.

Geo Metro forum-over 3 served

Geo metro support forum, cause they're laughing at you not with you.

Geo metro- these cars are gre....what the hell is that noise?

Everyone needs two metro's, one for each foot.

Edited by pumppasser, Nov 17 2008, 03:01 PM.
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Johnny Mullet
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LOL! :lol
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pumppasser
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Cheap cars for cheap people.

The only thing we pass are gas stations.

Gas is cheap and so are we.

Geo metro forum, please send donations to improve our lot.

Geo metro forum, It's free and your right hand is tired.

Geo metro forum, No one else gets as far from the ridicule on 5 bucks of gas.

Geo metro forum-little cars for big people.

Geo metro forum-for the name tag set.

Geo metro forum-So it's come to this.

Geo metro forum-please shoot me.

Geo metro forum-Home of the "my other car is a" tag borders.

Geo metro forum-who you callin hippie?

Geo metro forum-If your here you've made some poor life decisions.

Geo metro forum-Don't drive too many people at once or you timing belt will snap.

Geo metro forum-A good place to hang when your other forums are down.
Edited by pumppasser, Nov 17 2008, 05:04 PM.
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bennie442


:lol I nominate pumppasser for the job of creating the tag line. I about peed on my shoes reading some of proposed lines!
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pumppasser
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I could go on.

Geo metro, It's what suburbans poop.

Geo metro, the mobile speed bump.

Geo metro, just cause your paranoid don't mean their not honking at you

Geo Metro, 100% effective birth control.

Geo metro, your lucky the wife has no other options.

Geo metro, it takes a licking even though it's ticking.

Geo metro, After your done crying you have to report to work at burger king.

Geo metro, even the voices in your head said this was a bad idea.

G,G,G,eeee,O,O,O M,M,MeT,r,r,ro,o,o, S,s,s,sure S,S,S,Sha,a,a,kes O,o,over S,s,s,sixty.

Geo metro, where there's smoke there's not always fire.

Geo metro, Can we take your car?

Geo metro, Better not hit nuthin.

Geo metro, you smell smoke too?

Geo metro, since the noose is already around your neck you might as well kick the horse.

Geo metro, goes with Mountain dew and Mullets.

Edited by pumppasser, Nov 17 2008, 03:16 PM.
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Johnny Mullet
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Dude! Those are absolutely hillarious! I got a few.........

Geo Metro Forum - One step from "Rock Bottom"

Geo Metro Forum - The coolest POS on Earth!

Geo Metro Forum - The few, The proud, The cheap!

Geo Metro Forum - You have got to be kidding

Geo Metro Forum - Just say it was your first car and you kept it

Geo Metro Forum - Free support for free cars

Geo Metro Forum - Where the pocket protector is still in style

Geo Metro Forum - and you have a computer too?
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pumppasser
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Those are funny too, wish I'd thought of the computer one. I'm going to steal the idea and modify it:

Geo Metro forum- I hate it when people read over my shoulder while I'm using the Libraries computer.

I edited in a couple more into the last set too.
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pumppasser
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Geo metro- I bought it just cause I was tired of seeing the ad on craigslist for 6 months.

Geo metro-cuz there's no way a 10k honda can out last 20 500 dollar metro's.

Geo metro-are my lights on?

Geo metro-cuz the wife got the kids.

Geo metro-How'd this thing get by government crash test standards?

Geo metro-one big crumple zone.

Geo Metro-I welcome death.

Geo metro-impossible to feign appreciation getting one for a graduation gift.

Geo metro-hey dude you want this car?

Geo metro-Al bundy is laughing.

Geo metro-Hey kids! clean up your toys! I almost broke my neck tripping over this thing in the driveway!

Geo metro-It's like wearing a polyester ruffle tux with platform shoes.

Geo metro-man dem Model T's is fast!

Geo metro-50 bucks gas to get to key west 3,340.00 tow bill to get it back.

Geo metro-never repossesed.

Geo Metro-As not seen on a video game coming soon.

Geo Metro forum, Man I wish I'd thought of Corvetteforum instead, that guys rich now.
Edited by pumppasser, Nov 17 2008, 03:44 PM.
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Johnny Mullet
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Geometroforum.com - Yes, this domain name was available!
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Oxxon
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Geo Metro forum - The cars Hummers snack on.
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Will
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Victory is mine!!!!

:holycrap :lol :lol :lol This stuff is way too funny.

It will be hard to narrow it down. pumppasser is killin' us. He must have watched the Jeff Dunham special last night!

Geo Metro: Smarter than a Smart Car!!!

Edited by Will, Nov 17 2008, 06:34 PM.
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pumppasser
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Will
Nov 17 2008, 06:32 PM
:holycrap :lol :lol :lol This stuff is way too funny.

It will be hard to narrow it down. pumppasser is killin' us. He must have watched the Jeff Dunham special last night!

Geo Metro: Smarter than a Smart Car!!!

GEO!, I mean SH*T! I missed it!

One more.

Geo metro forum-No girls here.
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The Geo Metro Forum: An auto enthusiast site for the obese
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metrojoe
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smokin'

best thread on a forum ever :lol
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