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Topic Started: Nov 17 2008, 07:29 AM (11,828 Views)
Bon2000
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only an idiot would do this lol!!!!!
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RED-85-Z51
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Bon2000
Nov 18 2008, 12:14 AM
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only an idiot would do this lol!!!!!
That's a shop, I can tell by the pixels, and Ive seen alot of shops in my day. :lol
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Geo Metro- Because violating the national speed limit isnt on your To do list.

Geo Metro- Brings a whole new meaning to "I cant drive 55".
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Geo Metro-- the car no one notices

Geo Metro-- no deposit no return

Geo Metro-- the car people need, not what they want

Geo Metro-- what the Big 3 auto makers need now

Geo Metro -- incognito milege buster

Geo Metro -- "What the world needs now"

Geo Metro -- the oil industrys worst nightmare

Geo Metro -- the car my wife loves to hate

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RED-85-Z51
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GEO METRO- For when you need to fade into the background.

GEO METRO- The only way the car is "In the 12's" is in reference to rim diameter.

GEO METRO- Rolling Hazzard

GEO METRO- Not responsible to damage caused by parts that fall off.

GEO METRO- When a part rusts off or breaks off, smile...weight savings.
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metroschultz
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Please just call me; "Schultz"

Geo Metro - I like my cars to be like my women; Cheap & Easy

Geo Metro - I drive cheap to afford my high maintenance wife

Geo Metro - I don't need a fancy car, I'm married

Geo Metro - What more needs to be said?

Geo Metro - She got the gold mine ... I got the shaft

Geo Metro - NOT a speed bump (playing off of Red)

Geo Metro - What's your excuse?

Geo Metro - Wanna make somethin' of it?

Geo Metro - So I can afford my house payment

Geo Metro - Still trying to pass the little old lady with a walker

Geo Metro - What ... Me worry?

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pumppasser
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Geo metro-3 more payments and it's all mine.

Geo metro forum-Where are the advertising offers already?
Edited by pumppasser, Nov 19 2008, 09:05 AM.
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mtran2000
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pumppasser
Nov 17 2008, 02:57 PM
I could go on.

Geo metro, It's what suburbans poop.

Geo metro, the mobile speed bump.

Geo metro, just cause your paranoid don't mean their not honking at you

Geo Metro, 100% effective birth control.

Geo metro, your lucky the wife has no other options.

Geo metro, it takes a licking even though it's ticking.

Geo metro, After your done crying you have to report to work at burger king.

Geo metro, even the voices in your head said this was a bad idea.

G,G,G,eeee,O,O,O M,M,MeT,r,r,ro,o,o, S,s,s,sure S,S,S,Sha,a,a,kes O,o,over S,s,s,sixty.

Geo metro, where there's smoke there's not always fire.

Geo metro, Can we take your car?

Geo metro, Better not hit nuthin.

Geo metro, you smell smoke too?

Geo metro, since the noose is already around your neck you might as well kick the horse.

Geo metro, goes with Mountain dew and Mullets.

Geo Metro, 100% effective birth control.

lol I love that slogan

Mark
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Bon2000
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Geo Metro-got a teenager,they wont want to borrow this car

Geo Metro- when nothing but the best is unattainable

Geo Metro-fills the air with sounds you have never heard before

Geo Metro-3 cyl 5 speed-or 4 cyl 3 speed--does this make sense?not to us either

Geo Metro-wanna hear some whining,wait till the car is running

Geo Metro-laugh if you want,everyone else does


(sing to brand new key)

i rode my bicycle past your car on the road,
you may think your cool,but that autos so damn old,
you been saving on gas but its just desperately sad,
i hear you try to shift and it just sounds bad,

i got a brand new pair of rollerskates,
you got a geo metro,
you ask if i want to take it for a ride to some sights i want to see,
but i prefer to skate not be in that where someone might see,
you got a geo metro and its got an oversized key,

You pull up to a light and smile and wave to other owners,
like you they are by themselves,cause your all losers and loaners.
there goes a festiva maybe you can race it down the street,
next week ill see you at the local junkyard swap meet,

cause

you got a crappy geo metro with dents all over it you see.
you try to look so cool,i laugh so hard sometimes i think ill pee,
why not buy a real car like a mustang,or even a jeep,
but of course you save gas and cash,damn your just so cheap,



Edited by Bon2000, Nov 19 2008, 01:04 PM.
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Geo metro- What happens when you leave a Moped and a Neon alone together.

Geo Metro- Fred Flinstone cant touch this.
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Johnny Mullet
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Fear the Mullet

I am going to be pretty busy by time they all come in.
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Hacksaw
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Disciple of Johnny Mullet

Geo Metro Forum - "I can't drive fifty-five"
Geo Metro Forum - 55 Horsepower...but not at the wheels.
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Geo Metro Forum - Adults can't drive power wheels to work
Geo Metro Forum - Helmets are for motorcycles and short buses
Geo Metro Forum - Safety is for sissies
Geo Metro Forum - Who needs a jack to change a flat
Geo Metro Forum - Having a Mullet makes you king ;)
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Geo metro forum-Now move out of your parents basement already!
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pumppasser
Nov 21 2008, 08:55 AM
Geo metro forum-Now move out of your parents basement already!
I live upstairs...it's too musty in my parents basement....

??????????How did you know that I lived with my parents??????????
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