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Geo Metro Forum Slogan
Topic Started: Nov 17 2008, 07:29 AM (11,826 Views)
jeff


GeoMetro: because I'm secure.
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dimetrodon


Here's one we should put on the roofs of our Metros:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS... PLEASE DON'T FILL THE POTHOLE YET !
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Potter
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Col. Potter

Geo metro- promoting abstinence since 1989
Geo metro- we can put a man on the moon with one tank
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MetroMatt


I was told this was a good suggestion, on a more serious note haha.


"Joining this forum has to be one of the best things I've done for my Metro, it's like an online hospital for my car!"

Geo Metro Forum - Your Online Hospital
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MetroMatt


Geo Metro-- The hot wheel you can drive right out of the box

Geo Metro-- The car you saw at the circus
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Potter
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Geo metro... The only car you S#@$ your pants doing 100 mph in. (trust me i know)

Geo metro. to heck with shaker scoops we got a shaker suspenson @ 80 mph.

Geo metro- the exclusive car of Super Bad (srsly their where like 15 of em in that movie)

Geo metro- dont laugh Jessie James owns one!!!!!
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Bon2000
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Geo Metro---no matter how much ya beg---im not trading

Geo Metro- i once was lost,now im found and it only cost me 3.50 in gas!!

Geo Metro- dont like the road noise,buy a bigger amp!

Geo Metro- my other car is a (who am i kidding,i dont have another car!!)

Geo Metro- i think i can i think i ca-ok i cant but ill damn sure save gas trying
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ken
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great thread! I'm glad to hear I'm not theonly one that gets laughed at. I tel people I'm having a mid-life crisis on a budget.

How about "Geo Metro, the car for people who hate cars" or

"Geo Metro it takes a big set to drive this car" good fun thanx guys
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nerys
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Grr

I am going to have to come back later and read this its freaking hilarious!

JM. NO your doing it wrong. you don't PICK ONE. you pick ALL of them. each week rotate a different one make it an ongoing contest where people vote on the favorite for that week or month :-) would be hilarious!
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Bon2000
Jun 22 2009, 12:30 AM
Geo Metro---no matter how much ya beg---im not trading
when i was looking for another vehicle (my truck) i saw a 88 Isuzu pickup V6 std cab 4x4 at the local chevy dealer for 2 grand... i was talking with the guy and he said "we'll take that metro off your hands" i started laughing. and said sorry guys my busness belongs elsewhere if you thing im gonna trade in my metro for a gas guzzleing V6 truck!


Geo metro.... The most virsitle project car lets see their are metro trucks, metro dune buggys, 4x4 metros, and a 9 second Drag Raceing metro.
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nerys
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No potter he said he would take it off your hands because they KNOW they are going to be able to get a lot more than what that truck cost them for it :-) (he probably got the truck for $1500-$1700)
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Nick
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B-) i've got the best ever get ready ah hemm Metro...sexual baby! JK God JK
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nerys
Dec 5 2009, 03:09 PM
No potter he said he would take it off your hands because they KNOW they are going to be able to get a lot more than what that truck cost them for it :-) (he probably got the truck for $1500-$1700)
LOL as much as the car got dogged at Wyotech i actualy had someone offer me $5,000 for it LOL then again gas was almost $5 a gallon. and yes i would BRAG about how it only took me $25 per week to fill it up. when everyone was B$$$$ing about $100 bills to fill their trucks and SUVs up.
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metroschultz
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Please just call me; "Schultz"

Geo Metro - Live Large, Drive Small

Geo Metro - Great Engineering Overlooked
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Coche Blanco
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Geo Metro: Pisses off your girlfriend's mom because she insulted it and you had the balls, unlike your girlfriend, to confront her about it and tell her how it is a financially smart decision unlike the 2010 Cobalt she bought after she "traded" in her old car to add to the Cobalts already astronomical* price tag.

Ask me where that came from.




*relative to the cost of a Geo
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