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Topic Started: Nov 17 2008, 07:29 AM (11,823 Views)
me2


The gas still in my tank was only $1.25/ gallon
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Old Man


down by the exhaust pipe:
urrrruuupppp!! Prius make crankcase cranky
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Hanuman
"The Almighty Grounds Cleaner"

Dont laugh, your daughter may be in here. (better as a bumper sticker)
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whitetop
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I Can't Find My Tent...

This stuff is hilarious! Maybe we could have a special page for us vert owners that says something like: You, too, can drive your very own Barbie Dream Car!

I used to be really bad about doing something my friends call "showcasing", which is watching yourself drive past plate glass windows in the buildings along downtown streets. I quit doing it so much when I realized with the top down I look like a giant head driving a tiny circus car down the street. It's just wrong.
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Memphis metro


showcasing. I never knew thats what that was called. :hmm
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c4jr
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my vote goes to Geo metro, goes with Mountain dew and Mullets
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Tinker1980
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All of these are great. I'd like to add a couple...

Geo Metro Forum - Where people complain about 40 MPG

Geo Metro Forum - Head gaskets changed in 1 hour or the next one's free

Geo Metro Forum - Because a Prius gets Sh**ty gas mileage.

Geo Metro Forum - Size Matters
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geo pet
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" my strange addiction "

Geo metro forum - the " nerd herd " is what my smart ass daughter calls us lol
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Hotrodray1
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Thanks white top now i know what i look like in my vert going down the road! Not a nice image.
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charlesufarley
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Geo Metro: Because my car gets better mileage than your motorcycle.
Geo Metro: Because I'm secure in my masculinity.
Geo Metro: I smile every time I fill it up.
Geo Metro: Three cylinders of fury.
Edited by charlesufarley, Mar 30 2013, 02:17 PM.
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Hanuman
"The Almighty Grounds Cleaner"

yeah............ i know your dirt bike has a bigger engine.......
geo metro forum: a place to detune your 3 cylinder.
geo metro forum: because the goldwing has too big of an engine.
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68custom


Geo Metro Forum, Home of the Dork Mobile! :) :)
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whitetop
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I Can't Find My Tent...

Well, hotrodray, according to the picture on my driver's license my head is larger than anyone else's in Missouri, but I think considering the scale of our cars, the head of any person bigger than that of a ten year old girl is going to look out of place. Also, I lied when I said I quit "showcasing" so much. If there is a plate glass window and I am cruising by it, my eyes just can't ignore the reflection of my mint-condition vert. I just ignore the giant head that is driving it.
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Memphis metro


Geo metro, the car with the ruined crankshaft keyways.
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Bjetmech
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Geo Metro, Milage of a prius without the 30 thousand dollar price tag
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